Oscars 2014 Worst to Best Dressed

Quote of the Day: “So soon as a fashion is Universal, it is out of date.”  

                                                                                            -Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

Song of the Day: Calvin Harris - Summer

Here's to my fifth favorite day of the year-right after Toonie Tuesday at KFC and before National Skip Day- Le Oscars.

Whoopi Goldberg 

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I really don't know what to say to this. It's offensive really. Wrapping your daughter's basement curtains on top of your button down shirt is not appropriate no matter how late you are to this event. It's the Oscar's my friend. Julia Roberts tried it last time, it didn't really work please don't try it again. And that long pearl necklace-that resembles one of a kitchen tassel-needs to be burned immediately. No wonder we only see your upper half on The View. 

Word of Advice : fire your stylist...NOW

Kate Hudson 

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Wearing: Atelier Versace

Trend: short hair don't care 

These days we’re seeing more and more celebrities going short from actors like Anne Hathaway to singers like Taylor Swift.

 Jennifer Lawrence

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Wearing: Dior

Jennifer Lawrence yet again collapses at the Oscars but this time on flat ground. Doesn't mean I love her beautiful face any less. She is hands down one of the most down-to-earth starlets in Hollywood. But one thing I’m going to penalize her on is those brows. Voldemort much? Still love the face of Dior though.

Anne Hathaway 

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Wearing: Gucci 

She looked stunning, it really meets that rocker chic she’s trying to do especially with that pixie hair cut that looks just magnificent on her. She was one of the first celebrities to go short and she really pulls it off. It brings focus to her soft dainty features and accentuates her long elegant neck.

Critique- cut down on the “armor-like” bedazzled front, you’re not Thor.

 Lupita N'yongo

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Wearing: Prada (custom)

Lupita N'yongo is always stunning. Every event she goes to she never disappoints from her red cape Ralph Lauren to her white Calvin Klein number. It’s no surprise that she looks gorgeous here also. She continues to strut her stuff down the red carpet captivating the attention of all. And for those booing her on that headband you guys need to re-evaluate your lives because it looks fab.

Portia De Rossi 

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Wearing: Naeem Khan ivory honeycomb-beaded halter gown,

She looks amazing in that dress. With her mullet like hairstyle and her beautiful detailed lace crochet like pattern. Just stunning. But rumor has it that Portia and Ellen are calling it splits. 

Gianna Rancic 

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 Wearing: Paolo Sebastian 

Gianna's dress has to take the cake for Oscars best dressed. She's so good, she was shining over the actual stars. Now I understand why everybody was avoiding her that night…they simply didn't want to be out shined.

Anna Kendrick

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Wearing: Jay Mandel 

It looked like a mess on the runway and doesn't look any better here. The front slit looks messy and unintentionally cut. Also did her right boob get sprained because it looks like she put it into a sling. Basically, there are a million different things going on at once. 

Amy Adams

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Wearing: Gucci Couture

Her body was shaped in it beautifully. She went with a slick little bun at the back. It made her neck look more elegant brought attention to the dress, her beautiful blue eyes and her Tiffany earrings. 

Naomi Watts 

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Wearing: Calvin Klein Collection dress and shoes with Bulgari bag and jewels.

Sandra Bullock 

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Wearing: Alexander McQueen gown with Lorraine Schwartz jewels.

P O W E R   C O U P L E S 

Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis

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Wearing: Maison Valentino gown with a Jimmy Choo clutch and Lorraine Schwartz jewels

Jason: Prada Suit

Kristin Chenowith and Dana Brunetti

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Wearing: Roberto Cavalli dress and Jimmy Choo shoes

Dana (producer of Fifty Shades of Grey): J Lindeberg tuxedo and Saint Laurent shoes

I think she looks beautiful. Love this dress and the fact that she went with a metallic color.

Trend: Metallic and shine

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 

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Wearing: Tom Ford

Wearing: Elie Saab Couture 2014

Critique- although they both look stunning-especially Angelina sporting those 42 carat diamonds- I must say that the dress makes her look a bit thicker in the middle (since we all know she’s a thin women) and Brad’s pants are a bit on the long side.

Matthew McConaughey and that other chick 

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Matthew Wearing: Dolce Gabanna 

Right Wearing: Helen Marin