28.12.13

To Whom It May Concern...


I know you may want to kill me for not uploading for what may feel like years but I'm going to make a real crappy excuse to explain my absence. Okay... I can't really come up with a viable excuse but, I do love you all so that will have to do. I was trying to find a website to use for my blog but now I know that I was just moving way too fast. This post is just to tell you that I'm back and ready to rumble. There will be NO MORE slacking off from this blogee. You can be sure of it...or you can send me a strongly worded 'To Whom It May Concern' letter expressing how royally pissed off you are because I totally deserve it.

Quote of the Month: "One is never over- or underdressed with a little black dress"
                                                                         - Karl Lagerfeld

Keep Calm and Blog On,
                                Jay
 

29.11.13

Black Friday

Hey, Hey, Hey I'm back. I hope you guys didn't miss me too much. I got caught up in that dreadful thing we'd like to call school and didn't have time to post. But not to worry, I'm back and ready for action. We all know today is Black Friday- only the best day of the year- where shopping junkies go to get there fix. On Black Friday, Canada's basically empty and the only place you'd find them is on their way to The Great USA. Sadly, I had to stay behind and shop at the pitiful excuse they like to call a sale in Canada. Trust me when I say, Canada is not a place for shopaholics on a budget the closest thing you'll get to a good sale here is 20% off of your purchase of $300 or more. Sounds more like a rip-off to me. Now that I've finished butchering the Canadian retail system let's go on to bigger and better things and don't let me spell it out for you. S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G! Now, just because I can't go to America to frolic and bargain in the stores with you guys, doesn't mean I won't be doing a little splurging of my own and by that I mean...ONLINE SHOPPING. Only the best invention in modern technology ever made. J.Crew Factory is having a sale where if your purchase is over $50 dollars your entire purchase is 50% off at the counter, Express is having  50% off every single item in the whole entire store, H&M is having 40% off all tagged items, Gap is having half off everything with the code BLKFRIDAY and even Lucky Brand and Lord and Taylor are hopping on this popular bandwagon. So where will you be shopping?

 Happy Thanksgiving,


           Jay


PS. this is totally separate from anything and is probably extremely unnecessary but I wanted to say thank you to my readers. I love you all. From Germany to the UK. Thank you! Mwah and kisses.